I've decided this is how I will educate my children about underage alcohol abuse...

girl- "dad, what's yager meister?"

 dad- "uh, well, you know how in a fairy tale, there's always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guy start kissing her? well, this is a lot like that, except, that you don't wake up in castle, you actually wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation."

:D