so life since tuesday has been pretty slow. 'cept on wednesday in geoggers (what i refer to geography now) we were learning about europe (and OMG dont even get me started on how ridiculous some of the country boundries names and politics are) and this kid behind me TJ and i were sharing funny sarcastic comments while the teacher was talking, and he said
"Why is Hungary so hungry? Why dont they just EAT SOMETHING?" so i said
"You know what tj? You're absolutley right! They should eat Turkey!"
yeah, i really did say that, and yeah i was fully aware of how lame it is. I told my youth pastor and he started laughing and he was like "seriously that's pretty funny. one day you'll be as funny as me!" and so what did i do?
i told him, "dont you mean punny" UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW LAME!!!!! hahahahhahahahahha but it still makes me laugh so i guess its cool right? what some people dont realize is that i actually do ALWAYS think of the lame jokes but i choose the sarcastic ones cause its so much funnier.
ok, an example of how lame some jokes are but i'm so not as bad-
my youth pastor's driving me home cause i just finished babysitting for him, and its his new car right? so he's discovering all the little cool stuff that it does and as i'm getting out he asks
i told him, "dont you mean punny" UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW LAME!!!!! hahahahhahahahahha but it still makes me laugh so i guess its cool right? what some people dont realize is that i actually do ALWAYS think of the lame jokes but i choose the sarcastic ones cause its so much funnier.
ok, an example of how lame some jokes are but i'm so not as bad-
my youth pastor's driving me home cause i just finished babysitting for him, and its his new car right? so he's discovering all the little cool stuff that it does and as i'm getting out he asks
and he points to the dashboard and the thing is blinking "DOOR AJAR""Hey, sarah! When is a car not a car?"
"I don't know?"
"When it's a jar!"
uggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, another example? in my "happy graduation card" he wrote (and i kid you not he REALLY does these things!)
"What happens when you take a long look around Paris?
You get an 'eye-full'! (Eiffel)"
WOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.........
ok, i'm done ranting about how incerdibly lame my youth pastors jokes are....laters!
3 comments:
sooo....TJ do u like HIM?.....GGGRRRRRRR I AM SOOO MAD AT U IF U DO!!!!! cuz that is soooo not cool
O OK IM GLAD HE BROKE UP WITH HER...TELL HIM THAT I WANT HIS NUMBER SO WE CAN KEEP IN TOUCH K?
LOVE U!!!!!!!
you know you love my jokes...Did you hear that the Energizer Bunny was arrested...He was charged with Battery! Ha Ha Ha
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